perez hilton assaulted video

perez hilton assaulted video

This story seems to have everything for our modern age, this Perez Hilton assaulted video story.

First we have the necessary second rate celebrity, one who has become famous for, well, actually, for posting photos of real celebrities to the internet, Mr. Perez Hilton himself.

Then we have the background required, the late night (or early morning) in and around a nightclub. We need a musician or two, which we have in the figures of Will.I.Am. from Black Eyed Peas. What else....ah, yes, we require a little violence don't we?

Top off with some delightful arrogance combined with ineptitude and stir in a decent portion of modern socal media and thus we have our story.

To start, have a look at the video of the actual "assault on Perex Hilton over at TMZ. It would seem that Perez was rather egging on Will.I.Am. Swearing at someone, making heteronormative insults, has been known to provoke a punch or two.

Then we have Perez telling us all how he has indeed been assaulted....although not very much judging by the lack of bruising.

perez hilton assaulted

perez hilton assaulted

Perez Hilton attacked and left bleeding, tweeting for help?

Well, it was only a matter of time. But we always thought Courtney Love, Mickey Rourke or Carrie Prejean might do the dreaded dirty deed.

But according to TMZ, notorious celeb blogger Perez Hilton is accusing Black Eyed Peas frontmanWill.i.am of assault.

After last night's MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto, Perez tweeted: "I was assaulted by Will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke."

But TMZ says the cops say it's the general manager of the Black Eyed Peas -- Polo Molina -- who is under investigation. Will.I.Am maintains that he was not involved in the alleged assault. Molina turned himself in to police early this morning. Just like a good manager should.

Here’s what Perez left on his Twitter page after the alleged smackdown:

-- I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please. about 5 hours ago from Sidekick

-- I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke. --

We can't wait for the deets on this dust-up. Is Perez acting a little too big for his britches, posing with his date, Lady Gaga, after the Toronto awards?